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From a rather funny and irreverent article on sexuality (don't ask how I ended up reading this particular page - just goes to show what following rabbit trails will do to you. See- I even hijack my own thread in one post.)

anyway:



article/slide show.

Glamour??? LMAO.

But the real question Ron is (since you posted it) - is it all true?

That should be required reading for all women, see, we arent so bad.....

Can't speak for others but for me it's more like a rattling sound. Like a loose screw in a hubcap...

The article? How'd you end up reading the magazine?

(just kiddin Ron!)

lotta truth in that slide show...

I think we need more commentary on this topic.

Was it a Glamour Magazine that George Constanza was reading when his Mom caught him in the act?

"Master of his Domain"


Could have been. Can't remember. Might have to watch that one again!!

I dunno. Some of that stuff's pretty personal. .....

Most of it's got at least a kernel of truth, Lots of truth in some of it.....except the ---- bit. THat was totally off base. (We guys gotta keep SOME mystery goin here.)

To turn the question around, exactly what kind of commentary were you looking for?

Never answer a question with a question.

For you boys to elaborate a bit on if these were true or not

These are things we need to know.

Really? OK,
1. People actually try to have conversations during??? Yeah. We do tend to hyper-focus a bit.
2. Sure. Verbal feedback = good.
3. Yep. Visuals are good. Naughty bit visuals are really good. Like y'all didn't already know that.
4. Feedback. Yep. The more specific the better. "Oh yeah" versus "do X a bit harder, and a bit more to the left, oh yeah, slower......etc"
5. Cool idea. And the bit about mornings is really true.
6. Yep. (Hypothetically, of course)
7. Technique is more important in both than the choice between one or the other.
8. Yep. Plus it's just plain sexy.
9. Eerily accurate. Throw in the odd "Ow, my knee hurts, better change position" and a "does that look mean she really likes that or she's in pain..."
10. Yep. We definitely like the way ladies look at that, ahem, moment.
11. Yep. More is better.
12. Huh? Does this mean we're still allowed to look at naughty pics or what?

Hal is now somewhat embarassed having commented on this stuff here, but what's life good for if you never get out of your comfort zone?

Not sure if all these are the biggies in what matters to us though. There's a lot more that goes into it. That stuff probably varies a lot from person to person though.

#8 is one guys often miss. She lays out a direct course for you to follow, complete with instruction manual, and yes, real men read instructions.

#10 is the speedometer. Learn when to use the accelerator. Sounds can be faked, but expressions, especially eye lid movement, can't be faked. If she's contemplating the color of the next ceiling paint job, you are not following #8.

Just think of it as research. You're doing your part for the greater good!

Well...since you mentioned it...what ARE the biggies in what matters to you guys?